I fucked my dad with a shovel.

I'm a 22-year-old guy. My dad's 49. Well, one day we were smoking anime weed, and we were high as fuck and really horny. I was going to just put my dick in his butt but he said he'd had so many dicks in his butt before that it wasn't really exciting anymore, so we decided to use a shovel. Well it turns out that his asshole wasn't big enough for the shovel, and it basically ripped his butt apart. He died of internal bleeding a week ago.

-chezzybab 7/22/08

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